Horny Woman Calls 911 And Asks Officer For Sex

Maria Montanez-ColonA Florida woman called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him for sex.

Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, was arrested for abusing the 911 system when she called police with a bogus story, and when an officer arrived she tried to have sex with him.

The woman told police that she gave her late husband’s convertible to his son while she was drunk, and that she wants the car back. When officer Justin Davoult of the Punta Gorda Police Department arrived at the house, Montanez-Colon allegedly fondled him.

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Puppy Infested With Hundreds Of Ticks

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Helly Kitty Contact Lenses

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Man Sues His Wife For Giving Birth To Ugly Baby

man sues wife for giving birth to ugly baby

A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl.

Initially, Jian Feng accused his wife of infidelity, because he was so sure that he could never be the father of such an ugly child.

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Tattoo Artist Faces Lawsuit For Tattooing Shit On His Cheating Girlfriend’s Back

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald is facing a $100,000 lawsuit after giving his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent a steaming pile of shit tattoo. Rossie claims that Ryan was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. But after Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend, Ryan retaliated with this tattoo. Rossie didn’t know what he was really drawing on her back until it was finished.

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